Ok, I'll do this quiz as well

If you could travel back 200 years, where would you go?: Klondike, before everyone else.
If you could be somebody else, who?: The man with the biggest penis in the world.
If you were an animal in a past life, what would it have been?: A sloath.
How do you think people see you?: Annoyingly dizzy and distraught but still alright and HOT.
What is your greatest fear?: losing people
Are you addicted to anything?: Food, alcohol (haven't had a drink for 2 weeks though thanks to Mr fucking Atkins, quite good if you ask me).
Have you ever spent the night in a cell?: No. One evening though, my dad had to come and pick me up
What keeps you awake at night?: Sometimes I wind myself up and think that I will wake up in the morning and Patrick will be all cold and stiff beside me, like he's been dead for hours. Mostly it's creative thoughts though, brilliant ideas that doesn't seem that brilliant the day after for some reason.
What makes you cry?: Pulling my nose hairs out and and soppy American tv. Once I even cried to... no I can't tell you, too embarrassing.
What makes you laugh?: Almost everything.
Do you have any regrets?: Yes.
What’s the last thing you stole?: A fork.
Who’s the last person you spoke to?: Patrick.
What did you say?: Cannot remember.
What’s the last thing you ate?: 5 cold chicken drumsticks, I'm stuffed still, it was hours ago.
Which cartoon character would you be?: Felix The Cat.
Who was your last email from?: Horny Asian Sluts.
Last TV show you saw: We've watched so much tv lately, I can't remember anything specific to be honest. Oh, saw Goodfellas yesterday..
Tell something you’ve never told anybody else: My favourite colour used to be green for a while but it's blue now, how's that for a secret?
Say something about the person who sent this to you: No one sent it, I nicked it.